Myshuno! prompt: “Stick close to your desks…” (266 words)

The prompt for this story was “Stick close to your desks and never go to sea/And you all may be rulers of the Queen’s Navee,” submitted by silverbelle1220. The quote is from a song in HMS Pinafore by Gilbert & Sullivan, in which the First Lord of the Admiralty explains how being a lawyer makes him eminently qualified for the post. This story drops in just before Chapter 36 of Already in Progress.
 
Suitable for all ages, but possibly not for ninja supporters.

( The Job Interview, or, Descartes and His Awesomeness )

Myshuno! Prompt: Getting a sunburn (459 words)

The prompt for this story was “Getting a sunburn,” submitted by penguingirl03. This story fits into or just barely before Act I of Myrna, a two-part college special from Ruth’s (un)Officially Wacky Boolprop Challenge.

Suitable for all ages -- but perhaps not for fans of a certain popular series featuring sparkly vampires.

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